Ever had something, so gross happen to you that you had to share it? Well, you’re not alone. From cringe-worthy moments to downright nasty surprises, these people spill the details on their most disgusting experiences. Get ready to cringe.
- Woke up to the placenta of my pregnant cat dragging across my face. She had gone into labor at like 3 a.m. and was freaking out trying to get me up. AccountOfFleshAvatar / Reddit
- I bought a pack of powdered donuts from a questionable convenience store. Hours later, I took a bite of one. It tasted awful.
Unfortunately, I swallowed some. Looked at the package, and it said “glazed”. It was white mold. BearishOyster / Reddit - A seagull flew low over me, and for some reason I looked up to follow it. It pooped directly in my left eye. I was in a very crowded area, and it took me between five and ten minutes to push through the crowd to the nearest bathroom. You cannot comprehend the rage I felt toward oblivious, dawdling people in front me.
I could feel the grit under my eyelid. When I got to the bathroom, it was one of those low-flow auto-shutoff hand sensor faucets. I could barely gather enough water to submerge my eye in my cupped hand. I was probably in there for a half-hour, desperately rinsing. angrymonkey / Reddit
- We had a potluck today, and someone brought some Doritos. People started eating them and complaining that they tasted like dirt. We looked at the bag, and it had a promo for Mockingjay part 1. The chips expired in 2014! This was a mixed-department potluck, and we haven’t found the person that brought the 9-year-old chips. Chicken_Scented_Fart / Reddit
- There was this lady in the store the other day that felt the best way to deal with her baby’s snotty nose was to literally suck the boogers out of the child’s nose with her own mouth. Pretty sure she didn’t spit them out afterward, either. Misanthrope_penguin / Reddit
- An office potluck – as everyone is eating, one of the girls says, “I’m sorry if you find any cat hair in the green bean casserole. My cat kept getting up on the counter to nibble at the edges.” Cue everyone looking at each other. trguiff / Reddit
- Went to a friend of a friend’s house who had a young, friendly and very excitable Pit Bull. Sat down on the couch, the dog jumps up onto the cushion next to me and unleashes a TORRENT of piss, soaking the other cushion.
Before I can do anything, he shoos the dog off the couch, flips the cushion, and hands me a drink like nothing happened. Needless to say, I got up, chugged that drink and bounced within about 2 minutes. unfinedandunfiltered / Reddit - A woman on the metro blowing her nose into her dreadlocks. Based on the crustiness and smell, it appeared to be routine. epidemic / Reddit
- I went to a friend’s house so he could do some work on my car. After he finished (hours later) I really needed to pee, so I asked if I could use his restroom prior to driving home. He seemed hesitant at first, but finally said yes.
I regret ever asking… they were a full on HOARDER family. There was barely enough room to walk in the front door to the bathroom and once in the bathroom literally just the toilet bowl was visible. I pretended to pee and hightailed it out of there and peed at the gas station up the street. Firefly0434 / Reddit
Many of us have experienced awkward or unpleasant episodes in relationships with our partners.
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